Candi: Hey, did you hear about the astronaut who opened a restaurant on the moon?
Alex: No!
Candi!: It has great food, but no atmosphere.

Q:Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road?
A: Because every time it did someone made a joke about it.

Q:What kind of stockings do horticulturists wear?
A: A garden Hose.

Q:Why doesn't lightning ever learn anything?
A: It always has its head in the clouds.

Q:Why do geese caues a lot of road rage?
A: They honk too much.

Q:Why do skunks smell so bad?
A: Bad cologne.

Q:Why are pirates so mean?
A: They just arrrrrrr.

Q:Why do sharks live in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Q:What kind of bowls do alien cats drink out of?
A: Flying saucers.

Q:What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A trom-BONE!

Q:Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they are used to honeycombs.

Q:What did the crop say to the farmer?
A: Why are you always picking on me?

Q:What did the geometry teacher say when she lost her parrot?
A: Where has my polygon?